"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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