its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
My ass is underappreciated
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Success! We fucked roommates!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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