Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
