Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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