Non-Jews are for practice
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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