these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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