Christians are straight up FREAKS
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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