And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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