I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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