I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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