oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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