Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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