Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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