fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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