'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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