I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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