last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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