champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Sorry about my life...
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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