Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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