We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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