love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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