I like my sex mixed with concussions.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!