"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville