I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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