if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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