I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize
