My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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