Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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