seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
