Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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