my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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