We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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