Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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