she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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