Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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