Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
