shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
