it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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