if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just made my gag reflex go away.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
