question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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