Don't you send me to vm
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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