Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
