Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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