It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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