What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had