I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.