Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.