Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years