i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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