I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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