We won't sleep together?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
this just has baby written all over it
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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