Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
