Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My dick has a subreddit
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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