You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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