yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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