reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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