Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
These tits shall not be calmed
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
false alarm, still single
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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