that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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