Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Too much gin, very little bucket
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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