I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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