Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I need to stop coming to work sober
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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