Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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