do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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