talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend