Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.