grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Your penis caused this!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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