The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?