My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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