So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan