Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila