Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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