You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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I will be naked everywhere
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just want nice things and good sex
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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